"Heeeeeeere" It's The Return of SuperRoo.

"Heeeeere! Watch whaur ye'r fuckin' gaun', ya wee prick!"
"What the FUCK did you just say, you illegitimate product of junkies? Get tae FUCK. you rude cunt."

- Actual transcript of a conversation between a Cunt [ of the Ned variety] and myself in the local High St.

Now, I know what you're all thinking...

"Did he rip open his shirt to reveal his superhero identity and proceed to open a can of "whup-ass"® all over the manky Cunt's self?"

Well, rather disappointingly, I didn't. Instead, I stood and glowered at him, in the fashion of The Evil Munky*. Highly ineffective, I thought, but it gave me some bragging rights for later on. [read: I told everyone I gave him the evils and he ran off tae cry tae his mammy]

However, if there is a repeat performance, not only shall this young Vigilante of-sorts glower at him, I shall also make an extra comment relating to his parents, dress sense [or lack thereof], or even his ugliness. Either way, I shan't receive much more than a muttered-under-his-breath "Yer Mam" or other ill-structured "comeback.


Wee Manky Bastards, so they are.

More to come in this series? I'd imagine so.


To Be Continued... The Series of SuperRoo.

* The Evil Munky - Family Guy's resident ape [chimp, perchance?] of evildoings.