Just a story, to pass your time...
One Day, a baby duckling was walking through the forest, desperately searching for some water to try out his newly-acquired speedboat. The reason behind the duckling coming into possession of said speedboat is unclear, but we're pretty sure the duckling cannot swim, and as such, would try anything to try and stay afloat and earn his mother's respect and love. After all, how could a mother duck love a child that could not swim?
On his travels, the young duckling, who we later found out was named Eric, came across a puddle. The inhabitants of said puddle were mightily annoyed [after all, he did come on their home] and angrily reacted toward Eric. He apologised profusely, stating that he could not help the way his body was working, as he was now becoming a TeenDuck. Soon, Eric was to develop pubic feathers and suffer from [goose]pimples. Nonetheless, we must continue with the story.
*****
After searching for days in the same forest, Eric became pretty damned convinced that there was no water to be found within the tree-covered land in which he had landed and acquired his speedboat, and thus proceeded onto the road, a dark and dangerous and terrible place with white lines and cats eyes. Eric had never crossed the road without his family before, and was understandably rather scared at the prospect. Braving the heavy, coarse weather [namely the spray from car tyres] Eric, decided to cross the road. However, the moment he stepped onto the dark, gloomy tarmac, he felt the rumble and thunder of a vehicle come careering toward him. The rubber looked like a darkening, wet pit of oblivion and Eric was sure he would be ended right there in that moment. But No! The screeching of the Gods deterred the human, and the wheel spun sideways, yet still spinning forward, and the car proceeded to halt, still being Screeched at. Almost instantly, a Human appeared, with one shoulder raised slightly as if it were a mystical raincover, and with his other hand, scooped Eric up, and carried him across the Road. Thankful, Eric quacked his graciousness, and carried on along his merry way.
Unfortunately... Eric turned round at the wrong moment to pick up his speedboat... and saw his new water-aid crushed under the same vehicle that almost crushed him.
Nah, I'm just kidding!
t'was a happy ending. make it up yourself. i'll finish it later.
On his travels, the young duckling, who we later found out was named Eric, came across a puddle. The inhabitants of said puddle were mightily annoyed [after all, he did come on their home] and angrily reacted toward Eric. He apologised profusely, stating that he could not help the way his body was working, as he was now becoming a TeenDuck. Soon, Eric was to develop pubic feathers and suffer from [goose]pimples. Nonetheless, we must continue with the story.
*****
After searching for days in the same forest, Eric became pretty damned convinced that there was no water to be found within the tree-covered land in which he had landed and acquired his speedboat, and thus proceeded onto the road, a dark and dangerous and terrible place with white lines and cats eyes. Eric had never crossed the road without his family before, and was understandably rather scared at the prospect. Braving the heavy, coarse weather [namely the spray from car tyres] Eric, decided to cross the road. However, the moment he stepped onto the dark, gloomy tarmac, he felt the rumble and thunder of a vehicle come careering toward him. The rubber looked like a darkening, wet pit of oblivion and Eric was sure he would be ended right there in that moment. But No! The screeching of the Gods deterred the human, and the wheel spun sideways, yet still spinning forward, and the car proceeded to halt, still being Screeched at. Almost instantly, a Human appeared, with one shoulder raised slightly as if it were a mystical raincover, and with his other hand, scooped Eric up, and carried him across the Road. Thankful, Eric quacked his graciousness, and carried on along his merry way.
Unfortunately... Eric turned round at the wrong moment to pick up his speedboat... and saw his new water-aid crushed under the same vehicle that almost crushed him.
Nah, I'm just kidding!
t'was a happy ending. make it up yourself. i'll finish it later.
posted by SuperRoo at 22:27
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