For Breakfast?! What's wrong with these ANIMALS?!
Yesterday, I encountered the most disgusting breakfast "meal" I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life.
It was not a cereal, it was not a fry-up - it was something far, far worse.
For breakfast, at 8:15am on the 6th of January 2009, my little brother Aaron and his girlfriend Anise [aye, we know, it's a strange name...] had for their first meal of the day, to set them up for a hard day studying and learning and socialising at college...
A. Chip***. Butty.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Don't get me wrong, I love the odd chip butty just like anyone else - except apparently my girlfriend who's never had one!!! - but for breakfast? HEART ATTACK anyone?! Just bring on the choked arteries, wee bro! I mean, he's never been much of a healthy eater, but now it really seems he's going for gold - a foot chopped off due to diabetes by the time the silly cunt's 25!
Aaron, this one's for you - NO MORE CHIPS FOR BREAKFAST. YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN.
Yours worriedly,
Roo!
to make matters worse, they were microwave chips, nae even the classy oven kind!
It was not a cereal, it was not a fry-up - it was something far, far worse.
For breakfast, at 8:15am on the 6th of January 2009, my little brother Aaron and his girlfriend Anise [aye, we know, it's a strange name...] had for their first meal of the day, to set them up for a hard day studying and learning and socialising at college...
A. Chip***. Butty.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Don't get me wrong, I love the odd chip butty just like anyone else - except apparently my girlfriend who's never had one!!! - but for breakfast? HEART ATTACK anyone?! Just bring on the choked arteries, wee bro! I mean, he's never been much of a healthy eater, but now it really seems he's going for gold - a foot chopped off due to diabetes by the time the silly cunt's 25!
Aaron, this one's for you - NO MORE CHIPS FOR BREAKFAST. YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN.
Yours worriedly,
Roo!
to make matters worse, they were microwave chips, nae even the classy oven kind!
posted by SuperRoo at 20:50
3 Comments:
wow, have you bolded "Really" in this "Give me a bit of feedback, folks. I'll REALLY appreciate it."?
I've never had one either, but Micro Chips are awful. They're always soggy as fuck.
Yep, I have.
Desperate as fuck.
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